Chapter 120: A Question Even a Kindergartner Could Answer

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“Under what circumstances does putting a hard object into a soft place and moving it a few times cause it to secrete a milky liquid?”

As soon as this question was posed, the viewers erupted once again.

“No way, is it really that intense?”

“Just a few moves and it secretes milky liquid? How many moves exactly?”

“This streamer’s got talent, coming up with questions like this.”

“To be honest, this one’s beyond my knowledge. What exactly is milky liquid? Is it some kind of white soy milk? Does it taste good or not?”

“Not good, it’s super salty.”

“Top comment just dropped some serious info.”

The chat scrolled rapidly with a dizzying array of comments.

Meanwhile, Yiyi, the gaming companion, was also losing her composure.

Again?

This time, she hoped she wouldn’t misinterpret the question.

But the answer to this one was even more outrageous than the last, leaving her at a loss for words.

For a moment, Yiyi fell silent.

Seeing her quiet, Bai Qingming thought she was stuck again.

He was puzzled — this question was even simpler than the last one, so why couldn’t she answer?

Having no choice, he spoke up:

“Here’s a hint: the answer is related to a certain organ of the human body.”

After hearing the hint, Yiyi was even more speechless.

You call that a hint?

Didn’t I already know?

On a lucky day, she could handle several non-explicit gaming sessions. Who knew this stuff better than herself?

With this in mind, Yiyi hesitated, trying to figure out how to respond.

At that moment,

the group of pervy viewers grew impatient.

“Why no answer yet?”

“The streamer really has no shame asking a girl stuff like this, but I love watching, hehe.”

“If this stream gets banned, none of us here can deny involvement.”

“Does anyone know the answer? I’m in a rush to finish summer homework. Gonna hand in my phone soon, won’t be able to watch anymore.”

“Is the person upstairs a minor? Did your parents come for you?”

“The answer is **, kid, go do your homework. If you need more, tell uncle, I’ll reward you with some premium test papers.”

“When I have money, I’ll definitely buy a phone that can understand what * means.”

Shortly after, a minor swore and left the stream.

“Are you still there? Hurry up and say the answer!”

Scanning the chat, Bai Qingming urged Yiyi through voice chat.

“Boss, can we ask something a bit more serious?”

Yiyi still hadn’t figured out how to answer.

Hearing this, Bai Qingming was taken aback.

“What’s not serious about this?”

“This isn’t serious?”

Yiyi replied like that, but Bai Qingming’s words sparked a sudden insight in her.

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Wait a minute.

Something seemed off.

The previous question was similar; it sounded indecent but had a perfectly proper answer.

Could it be that this question, like the last one, wasn’t really about what it seemed?

Yiyi grew more suspicious.

She began reconsidering, trying to come up with a normal answer.

But it was incredibly difficult—she couldn’t stop her mind from wandering to inappropriate places, with vivid, unsuitable images flashing before her eyes, terribly stimulating.

No, this won’t do.

I can’t take it!

“Boss, wait a moment, I’m going to the restroom.”

Suddenly, Bai Qingming heard Yiyi say this in his ear, and found it strange.

They were chatting just fine when she made this request, asking him to wait briefly, then fell silent.

He waited and waited, twenty minutes passed, but no word of her return came through the headset.

He wondered, do girls really take that long in the restroom?

Unbeknownst to him, on the other side of the screen,

Yiyi had just stepped out of the restroom.

She looked somewhat tired, sweat on her forehead, her cheeks flushed.

It seemed she had just done something very satisfying. Now, she felt relaxed and refreshed all over.

She sat back down at her computer.

“Boss, I’m back.”

Her voice sounded a bit weak, like a schoolgirl just finished running an 800-meter race.

Bai Qingming didn’t think much of it and reminded her again.

“Now you can answer the question, right?”

Prompted, Yiyi resumed thinking.

After coming out of the restroom, she managed to clear her mind and control herself, not letting her thoughts drift to naughty places.

Only seconds passed before something she had just done popped into her mind.

It was the scene of her washing her hands with soap.

Excited, Yiyi blurted out:

“I got it, boss! The answer is when you wash your hands with soap!”

The viewers in the stream heard this answer clearly.

Immediately, many felt enlightened.

“Oh wow, that answer actually makes sense!”

“Soap is hard, hands are soft. When you rub soap on your hands, it produces foam—that foam is the milky liquid.”

“Yeah, yeah, I was about to say the same.”

“Isn’t it a bit off though? If soap isn’t wet, dry rubbing won’t produce foam, right?”

“It’s a bit of a stretch, but I guess it’s acceptable.”

“This gaming companion must be pretty smart. I bet her chest isn’t large.”

“You can tell that just from the answer? How do you figure?”

“Haven’t you heard the saying ‘big chest, no brains’?”

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“666, so that’s what that phrase means. Learned something new.”

The viewers chatted excitedly, while Bai Qingming felt speechless.

“Unfortunately, you’re wrong again.”

He had thought Yiyi had cracked it, but that was all she came up with.

As soon as he finished speaking,

everyone was stunned once more.

“Wrong again?”

“Not just wrong, it’s ridiculously wrong.”

Bai Qingming was impressed in a different way.

He’d given a hint, yet she still couldn’t get it right.

“Then what do you think the answer is?”

Yiyi was indignant; she felt like the boss was messing with her.

With that in mind, her attitude soured a bit.

Bai Qingming sighed helplessly.

“The answer is when you brush your teeth. Don’t you brush your teeth, miss?”

Yiyi was left speechless.

Even the viewers didn’t know how to respond in the chat for a moment.

Damn it.

This guy doesn’t play by the rules at all!

“I’m done playing. Boss, you’re bullying me.”

The companion’s mood began to crack.

“Are you sure you’re done? One last question. If you get this one right, the first two count as correct too.”

Bai Qingming remained calm, tempting her.

Yiyi was tempted.

“Well… I’ll give it another try.”

At the end, she thought of something and quickly added:

“Boss, can you ask something simpler this time?”

“No problem.”

Bai Qingming agreed.

Then he thought of an extremely simple question.

One that even a kindergartner could answer.

“Tell me, what’s in the middle of a woman’s legs?”

As the last word dropped,

the chat exploded with question marks.

Everyone went crazy.

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(P.S.: Some parts of the previous chapter were forcibly censored by the system, so some readers said they couldn’t understand. After several rounds of negotiation with the system, it’s finally restored. If you didn’t get it before, feel free to re-read.)