Chapter 119: Friendly Reminder—Minors Should Enter This Live Stream Only Accompanied by a Guardian

Starting With a Song That Makes All the Singles Cry Master of the Food Sect 3103 words 2026-04-01 07:20:09

Although the viewers were offering well-intentioned advice, Bai Qingming instinctively felt that something was off. He couldn't quite put his finger on it, but he knew that the more enthusiastic the viewers were, the more likely there was a trap.

"I don't believe a word you guys say!"

Ultimately, Bai Qingming chose to follow his gut and selected a "green" gaming companion service. Soon, the companion accepted his friend request.

"Good evening, boss. I am the... er, the skilled companion you requested. You can just call me Yiyi."

A sweet voice drifted through his headset. For some reason, Bai Qingming felt her introduction sounded rather strange.

"Let's hop on. Zaun server. My ID is 'Honest Men Deserve to be Scammed'."

Without overthinking it, Bai Qingming sent his username and quickly received an invitation.

"Where are you playing, boss?"

"You pick first."

"I'll play ADC."

"Then I'll play Yasuo support. I heard this hero is incredibly strong!"

Hearing this, Yiyi couldn't help but freeze. Yasuo support? And he heard it from someone else?

"What rank are you, boss?" Yiyi asked, just to be safe.

Facing this question, Bai Qingming smiled slightly.

"Rank? What's that? This account is borrowed from my brother; I don't really know much about it."

He began playing dumb. Bai Qingming was doing this on purpose; the focus today wasn't on the game, but on what would follow. Sure enough, Yiyi was stunned. After a moment of hesitation, she tried to persuade him:

"Are you a beginner, boss? Why don't you consider picking a more standard hero for support?"

Before she could finish, Bai Qingming locked in Yasuo.

"Trust me, my Yasuo is insane."

Bai Qingming emphasized again. And just like that, a chaotic match began.

Twenty minutes into the game, Bai Qingming’s record was 20-1, while the gaming companion’s record was 0-18.

"You're so amazing, boss!" Yiyi, fully aware of her role as a companion, showered him with non-stop praise.

However, at that moment, Bai Qingming spoke up.

"Why are you so bad? Can you try dying a little less?"

Hearing this complaint, Yiyi was baffled. We agreed you'd be the support, but you took all the minions and all the kills, and now you're complaining that I'm bad? Fine, you're the boss, whatever you say. She bit her tongue.

Immediately after, Bai Qingming spoke again.

"Why aren't you saying anything? If you don't talk, I'm going to give you a bad review."

"No, no, no, boss, I'm here! Please don't give me a bad review; they'll deduct my pay," Yiyi said quickly, sounding a bit aggrieved.

Seeing that the time was right, Bai Qingming prepared to stir up some trouble.

"You're too bad at this, and playing with you is boring. Why don't we play something else?"

"Play what?"

"I'll give you a few riddles. For every one you get right, I'll book ten more sessions with you as a reward. You won't even have to play with me. How about that?"

Bai Qingming laid out the plan he had been plotting. Upon hearing this, Yiyi became instantly excited. A single "green" session was fifty, so ten sessions would be five hundred.

"You aren't going to trick me, are you, boss?"

"Why would I trick you? I always keep my word." Bai Qingming gave his assurance.

"Alright then, ask away, boss." Yiyi was impatient.

Seeing the fish take the bait, Bai Qingming smiled. At this moment, the viewers were all curious about what kind of questions he would ask.

"Listen closely to the question."

Bai Qingming paused and then asked: "What is something that one person cannot do alone, is boring when a group does it, but is just right for two people?"

As the words fell, the entire chat exploded.

"Something's wrong, streamer! You're acting suspicious!"
"Let me off! This isn't the bus to kindergarten!"
"Is the super-moderator here? Someone is posting explicit content!"
"Friendly reminder: Minors should be accompanied by parents when entering this channel."
"I suspect the streamer is driving a car, and I have evidence."
"Does anyone know the answer? Because I sure don't."
"What kind of decent person would know that?!"

The chat was in an uproar; the viewers were incredibly excited. The "spiritual leader" lived up to his name; a single sentence was enough to stir up everyone's emotions.

On the other end, Yiyi was stunned. Although she knew the answer to the question, as a girl, she couldn't bring herself to say it out loud. But then she thought about how easily she could get that five hundred, and she felt reluctant to give up.

"Boss, let me double-check. If I answer correctly, you'll book ten sessions for me, right?"

"That's right."

"Alright then, the answer is..."

As she was about to blurt it out, Yiyi stopped at the critical moment. She still couldn't say it.

"Keep going."

"Boss, I'm really too embarrassed to say it." Through the screen, Yiyi’s face was already burning red.

"What's there to be embarrassed about? Be bold. Answer correctly, and I'll book the sessions immediately," Bai Qingming urged.

"Fine, I'll say it." For the sake of the five hundred dollars within reach, Yiyi steeled herself, gritted her teeth, and blurted out the answer: "It's bed sports."

In the live stream, the viewers were waiting for her to say those two words. As soon as she finished, a dense barrage of messages appeared again.

"The girl finally compromised for the money."
"Haha, you can tell just by hearing it that she knows everything."
"This money wasn't earned easily; the streamer is a bit of a bully."
"Noob here, asking: how do you exercise in bed? The teacher didn't teach me this in school. Can someone teach me? Could you send me some tutorial videos?"
"I want to learn too, but I'm a bit slow. Is there any girl willing to teach me hands-on?"

The viewers were chatting away heatedly. Just then, Bai Qingming’s voice rang out.

"Incorrect!"

For a moment, Yiyi was dumbfounded, and the viewers fell silent.

"What? That's not the answer?"
"How is that possible? What else could it be?"
"I knew it wouldn't be that simple. Everyone, look closely at the question. It said a group doing it is boring. How could a group doing *that* be boring? So the answer definitely isn't that."

At this moment, everyone was stumped. The companion Yiyi, who was on the line with Bai Qingming, was also speechless. She had finally worked up the courage to say the answer, only for it to be wrong? Fortunately, it was just the boss and herself on the voice chat, and no one else heard. Otherwise, it would have been too embarrassing.

Meanwhile, in Bai Qingming’s stream, the viewers were still guessing the correct answer.

"Hasn't anyone tried searching online?"
"Don't waste your time; I've already tried, and it's not online."
"Brothers, I know the answer! It's like the 'three monks' story—one monk carries water, two monks share the carrying, and three monks have no water to drink. The answer is 'carrying water'."
"I suggest you read the streamer's question again. 'One person cannot do it alone'—the word 'do' should be highlighted."

At the same time, Yiyi really couldn't think of anything and decided to give up. Back in school, teachers would always advise that if you couldn't solve a problem, skip it and move on to the next one. Since there were more questions later, she shouldn't fixate on this one.

"Boss, I can't guess this one. Just tell me the answer."

"You can't even guess such a simple one?" Bai Qingming was starting to admire Yiyi's intelligence. This was a freebie! With no other choice, he announced the correct answer.

"The answer is whispering!"

Once the correct answer was revealed, all the viewers were shocked.

"No way, is that really the answer?"
"Who could have thought of that?"
"To be honest, I actually thought of it, I just didn't say it."
"Same here, I definitely didn't have a dirty mind."

Hearing this answer, Yiyi felt incredibly frustrated. Five hundred dollars, just like that, gone. And the answer was so simple.

"Again!"

Adjusting her mindset, she spoke. At the same time, the viewers in the stream were also full of anticipation, all waiting for him to ask the next one.

"Alright, I'll continue with the questions." Bai Qingming nodded and asked the second one.

"May I ask, under what circumstances do you put something hard into something soft, and after moving it a few times, white liquid comes out?"