Chapter 119: You Dare Seduce Me, Kissing Me on the Lips

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There was no internet on the plane, so the only way to pass the boring time was by watching anime. Cheng Yao was somewhat engrossed—after all, he had watched quite a bit back in middle school: Slam Dunk, Naruto, One Piece, Fairy Tail, Bleach, Dragon Ball... Among them, his favorite was undoubtedly Bleach, because the battle scenes were incredibly fierce. The feeling of fists meeting flesh, real men fighting each other with swords—that kind of passionate intensity really stirred his blood.

By high school, his enthusiasm began to wane, and before he knew it, he had quit watching altogether. It was Liu Hanyue who helped him recapture those youthful days.

“Don’t your families say anything about you guys going out like this?”

“In middle and high school, they were stricter, but once the college entrance exam was over, it was more relaxed. They probably just gave up on us. We’re not mama’s boys; we’re already in university...”

Liu Hanyue’s tone was calm, but there was a weariness beneath her words.

Before long, the plane quietly landed at Guangzhou Airport. Cheng Yao had arranged for hotel pick-up service—it wasn’t much more expensive than a taxi, and it was inconvenient for six people to squeeze into a regular car. The hotel was the Four Seasons in Guangzhou, a five-star establishment. Four of them shared a twin room, costing 1,600 yuan per night, averaging about 400 yuan each. A bit cramped was fine; more importantly, they liked the environment here.

If they had stayed at a regular inn, Wang Churuo and Liu Hanyue probably wouldn’t have agreed. Outside the airport, they spotted the driver holding a sign with their name. The chauffeur greeted them politely, “Hello, are you Mr. Cheng?”

“Yes, Four Seasons?”

“Yes, yes, please get in. I’ll take care of your luggage.”

The business van was spacious and air-conditioned. Cheng Yao looked out the window and began to say, “Late-night snack... never mind...”

Seeing Wang Churuo struggling to keep her eyes open and knowing they had to visit the amusement park tomorrow, he swallowed the words.

It was already late; nearly half past midnight.

If he were in Jinling, he’d probably just have finished his daily tasks and figured resting for two days was a good balance. After all, there were only so many items, and money could make up for it.

The airport was about forty or fifty kilometers from the hotel, a half-hour drive. Because there were no cars at night, they went fairly quickly.

They arrived at the hotel past one in the morning. Wang Churuo was drowsy but managed to check in. The group headed straight for the elevator. Their rooms were conveniently next to each other.

Inside the hotel, Zhang Lei and Zhu Huiyang surveyed their surroundings. “Damn, 400 yuan wasn’t wasted—five-star hotels really are awesome!”

“Yeah,” Zhang Lei nodded in agreement.

Cheng Yao smiled, “It’s more cost-effective when four people share a room. It’s only a couple hundred each. You guys could earn more than that delivering takeout on campus in a month.”

“That’s true.”

Cheng Yao took a shower and sent a video to Zhang Ya. He wouldn’t be going to Magic City this weekend. Zhang Ya sent back a picture of her late-night snack, taunting him in the middle of the night.

After the shower, the lights went out, and they went straight to sleep.

Cheng Yao shared a room with Zhang Lei because Wang Wenbo had a fairly strong body odor...

Early the next morning, the phone rang.

“Hello? Yeah, yeah, I’m up.”

Zhang Lei had already washed up and hurried them along, “Damn it, get up! We’re meeting at the amusement park entrance at 8:30. We can’t keep the girls waiting!”

“Did she bring her best friend?”

“No.”

“Bold move, not bringing a best friend.”

Cheng Yao got up, washed up, and just as he opened the door, Liu Hanyue and Wang Churuo came out.

Wang Churuo rubbed her eyes, “Still a bit sleepy.”

“When you’re out having fun, you won’t feel sleepy. Seven hours of sleep is already pretty good.” Cheng Yao was full of energy, completely awake.

Because tonight, he had plans with two ladies to go for a buffet.

A seafood buffet costing 400 yuan per person, supposedly one of Guangzhou’s renowned spots.

Liu Hanyue asked, “Aren’t you eating with us tonight?”

“I have plans with classmates. I haven’t even booked my ticket for tomorrow; I’m not sure if I’m coming back yet. You guys might leave before me.”

Cheng Yao thought to himself, if he looked ugly, he’d be hauling himself back on the plane overnight.

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Wang Churuo was curious, “Is it a guy or a girl? It can’t be a girl, right...”

“A guy.”

Cheng Yao’s expression was spot on—after all, he had actor-level skills in showing that look. Wang Churuo and Liu Hanyue didn’t ask any further.

Wang Churuo said disappointedly, “So we flew all the way here just to visit an amusement park?”

“You guys could try bungee jumping—Baiyun Mountain has bungee jumping.”

“That could work.”

Wang Churuo looked at Liu Hanyue, “Let’s go.”

“We’ll see.”

Liu Hanyue didn’t want to refuse outright, lest she appear timid. She figured she’d find a reason to bail later—maybe go shopping or enjoy some food instead.

After checking out, they took a business van. Six people made it very affordable.

Fortunately, there were six of them, which saved a lot on the fare for the last two; otherwise, taxi costs would have been over a hundred more.

On weekends, amusement parks were always packed.

Chimelong Paradise, a well-known large amusement park, was naturally bustling with visitors.

By the time Cheng Yao and the others arrived, there was already a long line at the entrance.

Tour guides were introducing the park’s attractions, mentioning that it had imported equipment from leading companies in Switzerland, the Netherlands, America, and more...

The handsome and beautiful always attracted attention wherever they went.

Cheng Yao glanced around curiously, “Where are they?”

“They’re already here, over by the restrooms.” Zhang Lei pointed toward the toilets.

Cheng Yao’s expression was odd, “Meeting you at the bathroom? What the hell?”

Liu Hanyue and Wang Churuo stood a bit farther away to avoid pressuring the others.

Zhang Lei kept glancing back nervously, like a novice on a first date.

Wang Wenbo clicked his tongue, “From my experience, they’ll break up in a few days, believe it or not. But if they manage to get some action, it’s worth it.”

“How many long-distance relationships actually work?”

Cheng Yao smiled wryly—long-distance love was a joke. But if you just saw it as a way to get laid, it was fine; after all, money shouldn’t be wasted, right?

The only problem was, what if you didn’t even get laid...

Cheng Yao’s gaze settled on a few girls near the restroom. Some were decent-looking, but some...

Zhang Lei scanned the crowd, took out his phone, and answered a call. The voice on the other end was sweet...

However, when his eyes landed on a girl about 1.6 meters tall, with slightly dark skin, a bit overweight, and an odd appearance, his expression stiffened.

“Odd” was the polite way to put it; Zhang Lei was at a loss for words.

The worst part was, she was looking at him while holding her phone...

“You’re wearing black... black clothes, and carrying a backpack?” Zhang Lei’s voice was trembling.

“Yeah, that’s me over there...”

“...”

Zhang Lei wanted to turn and run, but she stepped forward with a smile she thought was charming: “Hi, you must be Zhang Lei.”

No, I’m not!

Zhang Lei felt as if struck by lightning. He shouldn’t have eaten breakfast this morning—the beautiful morning mood was completely ruined.

Seeing his silence, the girl smiled and asked, “Am I really that ugly?”

“You’re... you look nothing like your photos!!!”

Zhang Lei felt it would be rude not to say something, so he replied, but inside he was already wearing a mask of pain. Was this a different head she’d brought to meet him?

This wasn’t just a different head—

This was a completely different person.

The difference was as vast as heaven and earth.

The girl was persistent, “You didn’t say that online. I told you the photos and I look a little different. You’re not that handsome online either.”

Zhang Lei thought she had a point, but his difference wasn’t that big. Hers was outrageous...

He didn’t even have the heart to mention money now; he just wanted to get out of this hellhole.

In the distance, Cheng Yao and the others couldn’t bear to watch anymore.

Name: Rao Juanjuan

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They’d struck gold—this girl was confident indeed.

Liu Hanyue rolled her eyes and looked at Cheng Yao as if to say, ‘Is this his type?’

Cheng Yao’s face twitched, and after some thought said, “Online dating often dies in the light of day. You have to understand...”

“Hahaha...” Wang Wenbo was already clutching his stomach, laughing until tears came.

Zhu Huiyang was carefree, his expression strange, “This...”

Across from them, the girl was grinning and holding Zhang Lei’s arm.

Obviously, this was her first love. She was quite satisfied with Zhang Lei’s ordinary looks—if he were handsome, she might not be happy.

Zhang Lei shuddered and quickly shrugged her off, “Miss, please spare me. We’re really not a good match!”

Even if the lights went out or the sky fell, he just couldn’t go through with it.

If things were a little more normal, he wouldn’t be like this.

Rao Juanjuan’s expression turned serious, her voice rising, “You scumbag, you swore you loved me online...”

“That was online, I don’t love you now!”

“Now I’m giving you a chance—kiss me on the lips...”

“?”

The surrounding tourists’ gazes converged on them. Zhang Lei was utterly dumbfounded, socially dead on the spot!

Rao Juanjuan looked aggrieved, “How dare you seduce me! You dare seduce me, now kiss me on the lips...”

“Miss, I don’t dare, I don’t want to...” Zhang Lei wanted to vomit, shaking his head frantically, looking to Cheng Yao and the others for help.

Cheng Yao simply turned around and said to Liu Hanyue, “How about we go inside and play first?”

“No, this is too entertaining.”

Liu Hanyue took the ice cream cone Wang Churuo had bought and stood aside to watch the show. Serves you right for flirting online...

Wang Churuo grinned, “Online babes look great in photos, but when the real babe shows up, he just ignores her?”

Cheng Yao looked at Wang Wenbo, “Aren’t you an old pro at this? Go help him out.”

“No way, I really can’t do this—I feel a bit nauseous...”

Wang Wenbo flatly refused, irritated, “If it’s a catfish, just leave. Why waste time talking? But guys are like this the first time; after a few times, they learn what to do.

If you can’t get laid, just walk away. If you can, then set up a date. This guy obviously can’t.”

“You dare seduce me!!”

“Miss, let’s just call it quits. I won’t charge you for the ticket. Here’s ten yuan for a taxi home. We really aren’t a match.”

After saying this, Zhang Lei’s eyes were full of bitterness. He looked at Cheng Yao and the others, his mouth twitching uncontrollably.

Cheng Yao asked curiously, “You okay?”

“Fine, but when she asked me to kiss her, damn, I almost puked... ” Zhang Lei’s psychological scars were enormous.

Cheng Yao patted his shoulder, “You’ll get used to it.”

“Never, no next time.”

“Hahaha, you’re so dumb. You flirt online, but aren’t the girls around you better?” Zhu Huiyang laughed loudly.

Are online girls really that easy to flirt with?

Easy to flirt with means there’s something wrong with them.

Zhang Lei wiped the tears from his eyes. These few seconds might take him a lifetime to recover from. Was this what online dating was?

“So real!”

Wang Churuo looked at Zhang Lei with some sympathy. Liu Hanyue’s gaze was full of pity—people only do online dating when they’re desperate.

Even if the online girl is pretty, it’s none of your business. She’s just coaxing your money. Isn’t she finding a boyfriend here anyway?

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