Chapter Sixteen: Iron Monkey Can No Longer Hold Back!

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The uncle and nephew had been bickering for a while, big eyes against small eyes.

Uncle Wan gave a sideways glance, pulled out a brand-new "Lokia" phone and shook it in his hand.

"Don’t worry about work. Director Qin has already given the word. Everything will be handled with top-level A-grade confidentiality.

And haven’t you always wanted to do something like this?

Once this is settled smoothly, I’ll help you transfer to the police department. At the very least, you’ll be a squad leader in the public security team."

Old Wan patted his shoulder, smiling warmly. "From now on, the responsibility of maintaining peace in Huang’an falls on you, kid."

Liu Haizhu was genuinely thrilled. "Really?"

Old Wan nodded with a smile, "More real than pure gold!"

"... And, you know, you’ve got to use this phone."

Liu Haizhu took the phone, a bit confused. Then he pulled out his own and compared. "What's the difference?"

Old Wan stammered a little, blinking. "Well, this one is... newer, I suppose."

Taking the new phone, the kid looked up seriously and asked, "Uncle, do you really think I can transfer to the police? Is this reliable?"

Old Wan replied firmly, "Yes!"

"Alright, I’m in!"

Liu Haizhu nodded strongly. "Then tell me more details. Let’s plan this out, just the two of us."

"Plan... what plan??"

Wan Huajun looked at the excited kid with a flushed face.

Damn it!

He swallowed nervously and cursed inwardly.

This matter is handled, but what’s up with this Comrade Yang from Hong Kong? She didn’t explain anything to him either?

But who is Old Wan?

He is the kind of person who strikes terror into countless criminals in Huang’an City!

He glared and shouted, "Comrade Liu Haizhu!"

The kid snapped to attention with a crisp "Here!"

Wan Huajun patted his shoulder with satisfaction, "Starting today, you begin a secret mission!

From now on,

I, Wan Huajun, am your superior, your comrade-in-arms, and also your uncle!

You must endure hardships and live up to the hopes the Party and the people have placed on you!"

Liu Haizhu shouted with fervor, "Always ready!"

Seeing his uncle say no more...

"... Uncle, um, well," Liu Haizhu grinned sheepishly, "Does that mean I’m a spy now?"

The kid thought of himself rewatching "Mission: Impossible" two or three times in that shabby video hall.

The sleek, agile figure of Tom Cruise.

Suddenly, he felt like his blood vessels were about to burst, his tailbone lifting up.

Heh heh heh.

Thinking about it made him truly fired up.

The more he thought, the more excited he became, raising his fist passionately. "Uncle, tell me what to do.

Do I just beat all the bad guys and that’s it?!"

At that moment,

With the sound of high heels clicking closer,

A pleasant voice came:

"More precisely, you should be called an undercover agent!!"

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Liu Haizhu turned his head and—damn!

How could this be?

How come girls from Hong Kong are all so beautiful?

And so incredibly so?

His jaw almost dropped.

This woman was truly...

Spot on!!!

"Let me introduce myself. My name is Yang Mi," the uniformed beauty officer said coolly, staring at the wide-eyed kid.

This was normal.

Yang Mi felt a great sense of pride inside.

Most normal men react like this the first time they meet her, and some even long for her every night, struggling to sleep.

How could this vigorous young man before her escape that?

Her eyes were as deep as the night, with a slight, barely noticeable tease.

"My name is Yang Mi, and I’m a senior inspector at the Organized Crime and Triad Bureau (commonly called OCTB)."

Old Wan glanced at the kid’s fixed gaze, quietly kicked him, and whispered a reminder: "Tone it down."

"Oh!"

The kid wiped his mouth and swallowed hard.

Yang Mi raised her delicate chin and asked, "You’re Liu Haizhu?"

Huh?

Was this woman looking down on him?

Liu Haizhu tilted his head and looked at her: "Yeah, what about it?"

Yang Mi’s gaze was calm, but her voice was cold: "Comrade Liu Haizhu, what I’m about to tell you, you must listen carefully and think it through!"

"Heh."

Liu Haizhu crossed his arms, wearing a somewhat disdainful expression. He was born with a rebellious nature!

How could he possibly submit to a Hong Kong woman?

Even if she was eye candy,

Even if she was tempting,

No way!!!

Liu Haizhu glared sideways, "Say it then, I’m listening."

Yang Mi paused her tone.

She seemed a little out of sorts emotionally.

No one had ever spoken to her like this before.

With her queenly aura, shouldn’t everyone be begging for her favor?

She stared at this kid for a long moment before frowning and saying, "Next, I won’t tell you what to do or how to do it.

If you get caught, I won’t help you, only save your life at the critical moment.

But if it really comes to that, you won’t be staying in Hong Kong anymore.

I won’t lecture you on principles.

You can refuse this mission. I can have my guys send you home safely anytime."

Liu Haizhu sneered, "Heh."

You little lady, who do you think you’re snapping at?

No, this isn’t right!

He suddenly understood, as if a sudden insight struck his mind, quickly grasping the twists and turns.

This woman was truly formidable.

Begging him to do the job as if he owed her a huge favor!

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Heh heh!

Liu Haizhu’s shoulder twitched slightly. He looked sideways and said, "I’m not doing it. Just send me back!"

Hearing this, Uncle Wan almost rolled up his sleeves on the spot, but the kid’s silent glance stopped him.

The uncle and nephew instantly understood each other.

"You won’t do it?"

Yang, the officer, looked at him with contempt, "Tch, you don’t have the guts, do you?"

Hearing that,

The iron monkey Liu Haizhu finally couldn’t hold back!

A surge of hot blood rushed to his head!

Damn it,

To be born human, what is there to fear!

He grabbed his uncle’s arm and headed for the door without even looking back!

"What are you doing?"

Old Wan was a bit panicked.

Liu Haizhu whispered, "Don’t say a word, just come with me."

*Stomp stomp!*

Yang Mi angrily stomped twice on the ground, grinding her teeth as she hurried after them, "Wait!"

"Heh heh,"

Liu Haizhu stopped, crossed his arms, and tilted his head with an expression as cheeky as could be.

Yang Mi’s chest rose and fell slightly. "Don’t be like this. We can talk."

"Oh?"

Liu Haizhu’s eyes rolled, smiling, "Alright, but only if you agree to a few conditions."

Yang Mi was trained in psychology.

But at this moment,

She suddenly felt as if she were an eagle trainer who had just been pecked by her own eagle.

After being stumped for a while,

She composed herself and arrogantly said, "What conditions? Speak."

Haha!

Hearing a way in, Liu Haizhu’s face lit up with a smile. He knew he had to be tactful now, not to embarrass the boss.

So, clutching his pants, he walked up to the stunning Yang and said, "Boss, I have a younger brother back home. Could you help him get a job?"

Yang Mi looked puzzled for a moment.

She glanced at Old Wan, who nodded slightly.

"That’s possible!"

The kid’s eyes brightened. His tone changed, becoming a little aggrieved.

"For this mission, I’m not afraid to sacrifice…

But my second uncle’s wife still lives in a rundown courtyard in the village, with no pension or anything.

As a son, I can die,

But I cannot shame my family, nor betray my country!"

"What do you mean?" Yang frowned, looking at him. "Speak plainly, quickly!"

Liu Haizhu said proudly, "Get me a house in the county town. We don’t have skyscrapers where I’m from. Our family has four people. A small courtyard would be convenient for work. Nothing too big, just two rooms front and back.

As for decoration, just simple. Something like that semi-European style at Director Zhan’s place. Yeah, semi-European is fine."

Yang Mi’s nose twitched as she took a breath and closed her eyes, falling silent for over a minute. "Anything else? Keep going."

"My second uncle has spent his life guarding the harsh mountains. Can he be transferred out and given a job too?"

"I have several childhood friends, all of good lineage from military families. Can their ranks be promoted as well?"